Good evening all!

I am blogging to you from another singles night at Oasis Aqualounge. My coworker is thus far sober, so the night hasn’t truly begun yet, his pants are also still on, it’s definitely not a party yet.

This a typical night for me, I am working security this evening. I notice on singles nights and on regular days it is a lot of “older” people that are into the lifestyle of swinging and are exhibitionists, but no one my age. This makes me sad.

I am in between a room where I have seen numerous orgies and a room I can hear sex sounds from in our “porn room.” I wish I was listening to real people having sex, but it is only 7:30 and the freaks only come out at night it seems.

The reason for this blog post is to tell everyone about the Oasis Aqualounge Student Night, “Sass after Class.” I am CALLING ALL YOUNG FREAKS. I’m happy older people still have sex lives and are so freaky, but, I want to see some young bodies in here.

On Monday, May 14th I want all of you sexy-body-30-and-unders to come and show me what you have. Lingerie, Towel, Bathing Suits, or complete nudity are the dress code. The more clothes you wear, trust me, you’ll feel more awkward.

I think people my age (so let’s say 19-30) lol need to explore their sexuality more and I have made mention of this before in I Love Toys and in my initial post about Oasis in So You’re Considering Swinging.

I think we currently live in an age of flashiness and openness like never before. Women are quick to post half-naked pictures on Instagram and men are quick to talk about how good their dick game is, how they’re a “gallis” etc. If you think you’re a freak and aren’t just all talk, I call you to attend the student night.

Attending doesn’t mean you HAVE TO HAVE SEX. Big disclaimer. However, I think people should experience what really does go on at a swingers bar. Although it will probably still be subdued compared to our fetish nights, it is a good experience to have. There will be a DJ playing this student night and I know, from personal experience, a Kartel chune gets the pussy wet. LOL.

I want to see all the ladies that take those pole dancing classes (for exercise *wink*) on the two poles we have here. I want to see all the men that talk about how good their dick game is to try it in an atmosphere where you are out in the open, unable to hide that you really bust in 2 minutes flat. LOL.

I realize I sound a bit condescending, but I think a lot of people who talk about being a freak lack the slightest bit of freakyness in them. In this line of work I noticed it’s the ones who come in with no agenda that end up having the best time. The quiet, shy ones. Those people, ALWAYS get into some shit. Pushing boundaries is an amazing feeling.

The only thing more amazing than pushing boundaries is encouraging others to do it. I love when I am the medium that gets two people into having frivolous sex. There are condoms and lube in every room, so it’s frivolous sex but still safe sex.

If you are a freak or an exhibitionist I want you at Oasis Student Night.

It is 5$ for women and 15$ for men. It will go on from 6pm-last call. You must be under 30 years old, and if you’re over that, you’d better have a currently valid student ID. Bring your government ID’s also kids! lol. I am still the door person and need to know you’re legal to be in a bar.

I look forward to dancing with all of you, swimming with you and seeing many of you get drunk and have sex

- Mirna